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Christmas Gardening

 

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Rain is falling, somewhere there is snow
But dear old Santa he knew where to go,
Down all your chimneys or through magic doors he came
Leaving all your presents long before you wake

Then mince pies and sherry and he was on his way
To visit other families with presents from his sleigh
But suddenly he realised that during the night
There was something he had missed

From gardeners lists that night
Santa quickly turned around his sleigh and sped back again
To leave the gardeners magic poo so to your gardens he came
The reindeer did their work that night then gleefully went home

So next year please remember
When you find a mysterious plant
It came from Rudolf and Santa
Or maybe your Aunt……

Merry Gardening

Merry Crimbo Heros

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Christmas is a time for families so we’re told
But not for those alone or old
We oft forget that not all families
Are kind and good some are uncaring bad and cold
They do not care for those who are old

Then there are those who are alone
Because they are too afraid to go home
No love is there just abuse and hate
The things that lots of us do not equate
They have no choice but to stay away on Gods birthday

Or those who gave their limbs or sanity in serving Queen and country
Alone in their alone in their sad and lonely world
Not able to reach out or to be heard
But bravely they just soldier on in a country that has done them a great wrong
But they are not as alone as they may think

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Or those who can not survive because of this governments pride
Who give to others while their country dies
Rich men who rule Great Britain remain ignorant of the UK’s shame
They do not care or even know the plight of
People in London Birmingham Leeds and other cities

On streets they freeze because alone
They have no place to call their home
But unlike Scrooge they have angles near
Who really care all through the year
When the MOD deserts those who gave

Or this Government discards those who do not fit
Into their view of perfect beings who are rich
Then two groups of people dedicated to humanity and souls
The Salvation Army and B.L.E.S.M.A. take up arms
They care they help and blend in because they are always there

To these people we should give any monies we can spare
They go out and do not care if it is snowing just that
People realise that someone cares in a country that’s lost its way
Hero’s who will fight and pray
That people in need will find a better day

God Bless them both is what I say
Hand on heart though far away
I am proud to know both of these groups
As an airman I have seen the love BLESMA for service peeps
As a civilian to The Salvation Army I think is grand

A selfless band of angels they I always give when in the UK
They are the nearest thing to true selfless acts that I know
So to these two groups my Christmas blessing it does go
God bless you both and protect you from all harm
You are needed by humanity may you never come to harm

God Bless the Salvation Army and BLESMA on Christmas day

(c) C A Biswell

Happy New Year

Well Christmas is over the sales have begun

Now come the rush to the shops oh what fun

Next it is New year and bubbly all round

But the next day we are back on the ground

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We all start the year with new resolutions

But what we do next is plan our vacations

To somewhere that’s nice and sunny and hot

Not raining all day or pouring a lot

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We work out how much we have to spend

Then do sums again just incase we were wrong

And just when we think it’s all sorted out

Up pops the Easter Bunny Ohh goody we shout

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Chocky oh chocky we eat by the egg

Before we realise it the inches have spread

Now down to the gym for a workout we go

Got to get fit for the holidays you know

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The holidays are looming and then they are gone

The autumn approaches with harvest and fun

Now we have fall with fireworks then winter has come

All of a sudden its CHRISTMAS again  now we start all over again

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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

(c) Michael Douglas Bosc

Happy Hump Day

Jingle bells jingle bells Christmas is on its way

Must get my self ready its nearly Hump Day

Oh barber run so much fun hair cut and a shave

Must look good for Hump Day

Especially at my age.

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Slight big tum nice neat bum

Not bad for my age

Hair might just be missing

But they say that’s sexy

Especially for my age.

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Into town for dressing gown

Helps keep off the chill

Lynx spray whey-hey

Feeling sexy too

Treats I do look forward to

Especially at my age.

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Wrapping paper ribbons blue

Tied up in a bow

Now that’s what I call a present

Wrapped up from me to you

I’ll have a Happy Hump Day

Especially at my age

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A Happy Christmas to all us ‘Oldies with Memories’

(c) Michael Douglas Bosc